Sarah Smiley -- I think the danger comes when a person relies too much on one of the fragment identities.

Bob "Rhaje Blackthorne" Gorski -- I am an underachiever who overextends himself.

Norman D. Papernick -- The HAPPY Lurker.

Glenn Knickerbocker -- I even thought Shelley Duvall and Shelley Long were the same person once.

Raphael Hythloday -- What I wouldn't give for a steaming cup of tree sap...

Thomas R. Beliech -- Foucault-groupies think they're on to something but most others don't listen because the intellectuals can't speak BOB© 's good English.

T. James Madison -- Every day, at noon, eastern time. In triplicate.

Steve Martin -- What do you mean "church"? I didn't know BOB© had one.

Stacia Kissick -- This list has made me more paranoid than I normally am.

Richard Crew -- Tit-willow indeed. We spirits may be foggy, but we don't permit our fogginess to be presumed upon.

Scott "Wits End" Parkerson -- Heaven help those that get in my way tonight.

John S. "Rhubarb" Nash -- My own method is to sacrifice(tm) an armadillo and chant "buli-buli-sa-sa" repeatedly and feel the flow of cacticlysmic energy.

Gardner "Spiffo" Trask v3.0 -- I'm a physical education teacher at a small New England community college...

Beckett S. "The Herman" Taylor -- They sucked me in...again.

Joshua Hesse -- I did not write "Siddhartha."

Jeremy "Clarinet Man" Yager -- RUN! RUN WHILST THOU STILL HAST THY WITS ABOUT THEE!!

Tony "Toby" Fyler -- (I have (firm) control over (my) parentheses.)

Veli-Pekka "LLaMa" Suuronen -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BOGUS NEWSGROUP??

John "Grendel" Schneiderwind -- I do read the newsgroup. I swear!

Beverley "Phoebe" White -- Really, I am not angst-ridden. It's just an anxiety attack.

Amber "Enid" ****** -- Guilty by association.

Discord/Tina "Mercedes" Sikorski -- Shut up. Just shut up.

Fritz Anderson -- We are nothing alike. Nothing.

David Israel "The Fred" Day -- I mispell There, for I am.

Carlos "Froggy" May -- I only read it once. It's not my fault.

Earl "and Ellen" Dombroski -- Editor's note: all of the words in the above line are spelled correctly.

Andrew S. "The BOB© " Damick -- No, really. I have a really small ego. Really small.

Belt the Bunny -- HAHAHAHAHA!! EAT RABBIT!

Nate "The Horace" Hill -- *belch* I have no qualms.

Michael R. Gustafson v2.0 -- I can't believe I stooped to this.

Charles Ashley "Admiral" Leonard -- The Shadow knows...

Dan M. "George" Rothschild -- Joel Furr will now die.

Michael "Mr. Groovy" Toole -- I am not a bearded lady.

E. Stephen "Zeigen" Mack v4.0 -- They pay me to be here.

Ed "the" Rock -- A band? Where?

Greg "Dr. Mellow" Cohoon -- I say kill all cacti!

Olorin -- "Straight Man" -- Sometimes yes, sometimes, no.

Joseph Richard "Ralph" Koleszar -- I am included on this list because The BOB© is a fair and generous man.